I have lists of definitions in two of my joke books (PET JOKES THAT WILL MAKE YOU HOWL and GREATEST GOOFIEST JOKES). These are silly, new definitions for traditional words. I thought today’s Wordplay Wednesday would follow that thought.

Here are some examples:
Cattails: What kittens like to hear at bedtime.
Deface: De thing at de front of de head.
Albeit: What a redneck says when he wants a turn at playing tag.

It’s that simple (or should I say simple-minded?). Care to share your own Daffy Definition?