Have you heard about the new vanity imprint, “Pipedream Divas: Celebrities Who Think They Can Write.” The three CEOs are Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. Word has it that the company will release its first list as soon as all three CEOs are simultaneously out of rehab (no release date can be determined at this point). The company has released the titles of its first three books:
The Runaway Panties by Britney Spears
Goldilocks and the Three DUIs by Paris Hilton
The Power of Getting High and Lucky by Lindsay Lohan
Company officials (that would be Ms. Hilton’s Chihuahua and Ms. Spear’s barber) are asking for possible ideas for future books.