Well folks, I’ve come to the decision that all of the fame that I’ve gained from writing for children is just too much for this little introvert. I mean really, how many pairs of dark glasses and wide-brimmed hats can one hide under?
And the wealth I’ve acquired in these past nine years has been so unexpected compared to what I thought it would be prior to becoming a children’s writer that I just can’t say enough about it!
Soooo, I’m packing my bags and moving to the Bahamas. The bag will include sunscreen, swimsuit, sundresses, flip-flops and enough cat food to last for my two spoiled feline traveling companions.
WHEN am I bailing on the writing world (and the rest of society too, I suppose)?
Let’s see, let me check my calendar…
Oh wait…it’s April 1!
Happy April Fool’s Day! 😉 (hee-hee)
For further goofiness ala Terry, click here to visit Tina Nichols Coury’s blog for more April Fool’s Day fun.
This mighta fooled some, but when I saw the “wealth acquired” in this field (and confirmed you’re not J.K.!), I knew it was Foolish 🙂>>But funny! And I think we’re all glad you’re not calling it quits….
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Thanks, Greg. Yeah, you can’t fool another children’s writer when it comes to the “wealth” issue. :-\
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