Ahoy, me buckoos, once again it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day! So pull out yer pirate dictionaries and be ready to gab in pirate-speak or walk the plank! Need a little sword tip to move ye forward? Try these pirate puns on fer size:
What did the pirate’s dog say?
Arrrrrf
What did the pirate do when it rained for forty days and forty nights?
He built an arrrrrk.
What’s a pirate’s favorite subject in school?
Arrrrt.
Really, ye seadogs, ye must pull out the Chase Calendar of Events and discover more treasures of fun worth celebrating!
Terry Pierce 
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