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Mount Rush-snore.
Have you heard about the new vanity imprint, “Pipedream Divas: Celebrities Who Think They Can Write.” The three CEOs are Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. Word has it that the company will release its first list as soon as all three CEOs are simultaneously out of rehab (no release date can be determined at this point). The company has released the titles of its first three books:
The Runaway Panties by Britney Spears
Goldilocks and the Three DUIs by Paris Hilton
The Power of Getting High and Lucky by Lindsay Lohan
Company officials (that would be Ms. Hilton’s Chihuahua and Ms. Spear’s barber) are asking for possible ideas for future books.
Authors Mary Hershey and Robin LaFevers have a great new blog, Shrinking Violets Promotions, for those of us who consider ourselves as introverts. Definitely check it out.
What I find so intriguing about their site is that when I read about it, I immediately–with no hesitation–thought, YEA! Something for us shy folks. If you know me, you might laugh at that comment, but the fact is, I used to be deathly shy as a child. I’ve worked hard my entire adult life at overcoming it but it’s still a part of me, so I’m looking forward to visiting their site often.
The number one fear of most Americans is public speaking and the number two fear is death. I think they’ve picked a winning idea. Way to go, ladies!
A couple of years ago, I created a fun list of potential celebrity-written books. I did this mainly to vent my frustrations over these often poorly-written, self-absorbed, drivel-ridden wastes of paper that litter bookshelves (save the “indies”). As it turned out, Alexis O’Neill (my SCBWI regional advisor) wanted to print the list in the Spring ’04 issue of KiteTales.
Here are some samples:
A Tinkle in Time: Toilet Training by Dr. Phil.
Charlotte’s World Wide Web by Bill Gates.
Green Hair and a Ham by Dennis Rodman.
The Runaway Money: Explaining the National Deficit by George W. Bush
If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, It Better Be Low-Carb by Dr. Robert C. Atkins
You get the idea. Now it’s your turn! Tell me what your favorite potential celebrity-written book would be.
Happy Writing!
Last weekend my husband and I took a drive up the Alabama Hills, near Lone Pine, CA. If you’ve never been to this area, it’s known for three things:
1) It’s the gateway to Mt. Whitney (the highest point in the lower 48 states, at 14,496.811 feet).
2) The nearby Alabama Hills (where almost every ambush scene from every spaghetti western ever made was filmed but is now a popular rock climbing area).
3) The Lone Pine earthquake of 1872 (where the eastern Sierra was uplifted ten feet in one shot, which all but decimated the town of Lone Pine).
I went there with my husband to learn how to use my new camera. There’s nothing like the Sierras for great photo-ops. After scouring the Alabama Hills we drove up to Whitney Portal (where the road ends and real hikers are tested). As we wound our way up the road, we had to weave our way through a sea of fallen rocks. Time and weather naturally wears away at the landscape. And that got me to thinking…
I love rocks. I always have. Their textures, colors, weights, shapes and unique properties have always fascinated me. I even squeal in excitement when I discover an interesting specimen. Okay, maybe that’s just a weird thing to know about me, but this will relate to writing. I promise.
Winding up that road to Whitney Portal, I realized that the rocks scattered amongst the road were a little like rejection letters. Initially, both are seen as big old obstacles, but if you take a close look at them, they have something to offer—a beautiful treasure worth discovering. Are there shining crystals or a revision suggestion or two? A texture to run your fingers over or a tone that expresses hope and encouragement? Was there a shower of rocks or one humongous boulder that landed with a crash? Some rejection letters are like the latter, casting the writer into a mountain of self-doubt. But once you roll the dang thing over and take a hard look at it, you realize that there was a good reason for you to be right there, at that exact moment in time, for that boulder to land near you. Blessings come in all kinds of disguises.
I’ve had showers of rejections trickle down on me, but I’ve only had an occasional rejection boulder land on me—and it hurts! But thanks to my circle of writing friends (AKA, the writing version of Search and Rescue), I survived it and once again continued my journey down the road of writing for children.
Safe journeys to weary travelers & Watch for Falling Rocks!
I’m fairly new to blogging, but I’m finding that one of my favorite blogs is that of Alice Pope (Alice is the editor of the “Children’s Writer’s and Illustrator’s Market”–the bible for children’s writers and illustrators).
Just this week Ms. Pope posted a couple of outstanding links on her blog. She posted a tantalizing teaser for her new book “The Guide to Literary Agents” and yesterday she gave a link to an NPR interview with Susan Patron (author of Newbery Winner, “The Higher Power of Lucky.”
You really should check them out!
Okay folks, I’m warning you—I’m getting on my soapbox about easy readers (which I will refer to as EZs, because…well, I don’t feel like typing it out).
EZ readers are that little genre of book where you learned to read. Remember, “See Spot run.” (I know I just dated myself). These books carry children over the bridge from dependent reading (having picture books read to them) to independent reading (reading chapter books on their own). I believe this is the MOST important genre in literature because it is here that children learn to either embrace or avoid reading. It’s also the most overlooked and endangered genre in children’s literature, in this author’s opinion.
How? Sadly, the industry itself often overlooks this genre. The next time you come across a children’s writing contest, look at the categories. They’re typically: Young Adult, Middle Grade, Picture Book, and either Poetry or Non-Fiction. I say “typically” because I’m fortunate that my regional SCBWI chapter includes an “Easy Reader/Chapter Book” category in their annual writing contest for our regional Writer’s Day. Many children’s writing contests do not.
What about awards for published books? Again, the categories are usually the same. With the exception of the ALA’s Theodore Geisel Award, and the Gryphon Award, EZs are generally not recognized in the awards arena—even though this is what most K-2 children are reading. Have we forgotten to honor books for this age group? Are these books any less important?
Getting to the matter of endangerment, let’s look at what’s happening to the genre itself. In today’s trade market, more and more of these books are about licensed characters (I could wallpaper my office with rejection letters that say, “We are moving our easy reader line toward licensed characters.”). Now, don’t get me wrong—I like Mickey Mouse just as much as the next girl. However, when an editor turns down a carefully crafted manuscript (one that considers a child’s reading needs according to his age, grade and ability) to leave room for yet another version of Spiderman or Sponge Bob Square Pants, I have to question what’s happening.
Many licensed character books don’t seem to be written with a child’s reading needs in mind. This is just wrong. In fact, often children’s writers do not write these books at all. Rather, they’re written “in-house,” meaning editorial staff determines the storyline and the staff then assigns the project to a regular (in-house) writer or an editor. I have no problem with this process–IF the books are well written. Too many times, I’ve picked up licensed character books and found words that are too difficult for a child to read, difficult words that don’t match the illustrations, or too much text for a young child to tackle.
The bottom line for publishing houses may mean big sales (we do live in a pop-culture society), but for the child, the result can be frustration. And when a child is frustrated, he often gives up. Is this really what we want? Of course not. We want children to love reading. As children’s literature professionals, it is our duty and our responsibility to create books that will help children cross the EZ reader bridge with success.
(Please scroll down to see my recommended reading list for Easy Readers–on the right side)
It’s that simple (or should I say simple-minded?). Care to share your own Daffy Definition?
I’m a bit late in posting something about the recent debate over Susan Patron’s Newbery-winning novel, THE HIGHER POWER OF LUCKY, but since the controversy still rages on…
Admittedly, I haven’t read the book yet—I’m number six on my local library’s waiting list, but I’ve gleaned enough information to say that, IMHO, this entire thing seems a bit nuts (no pun intended).
The anatomical term—scrotum—is used on the first page of the novel. Apparently, it is not used in a vulgar context; it’s in reference to a dog being bitten on the scrotum by a rattlesnake (the image of the poor suffering dog should warrant more distress than reading the word “scrotum”). I simply do not see why this is an issue with some folks. Do they object to the use of all anatomical terms in children’s books as well? How would they handle a reference to a mother who is breast-feeding? There’s nothing more natural than that, but dare an author use the word “breast”?
The other irony I find is that the people who are objecting the loudest to the use of the term are some librarians, who find it their duty to control what goes into their libraries and hence, what children read. Ahem…the American Library Association gives the Newbery Award. Shall I say it again? The American LIBRARY Association. This makes as much sense as a librarian holding in one hand a lit torch to a pile of banned books and holding a fire extinguisher in the other hand.
However, if you want to rile up a group of kid-lit folks, this is the way. This treads beyond a dog’s nether regions, it goes to censorship issues and if one really wants to push the argument, the whole religious right movement that’s occurred in our country for the past six years. And one thing about Americans—we love our First Amendment rights and we love a good debate. No matter who gets bit in the scrotum!
I hope Ms. Patron, a writer AND librarian, benefits from this with thousands of additional book sales. She deserves it—after all, she did write a Newbery Award winner—and that’s far more important than one little word.
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